Accident. Again!

My mom's mother's day present sure costs a bomb. Not like the flowers and cards were so expensive, but let me tell you, altogether, the price reach 4 digits.

Hey I don't mean 4 digits in the sense of RM20.99 or 4888 rupiah. I meant seriously RMxxxx.xx (okay maybe I should say its 6 digits?)

WHO ON EARTH SELL FLOWERS SO EXPENSIVE WAN?!?!
- my flowers are not from Prada, Gucci or LV *note*
- my flowers are not imported from some rural part of kandahar where no aeroplane is available have to take bus/taxi and take 100 years to reach malaysia thats why the price so expensive
- my flowers are not those extinct protea species (I bought sunflowers, made and planted in cameron highland punya sunflowers)
- my flowers do not have unlimited lifespan (like those immortality flowers can last for life thats why so expensive *like in anime's*)

Then why is my gift to my mom so so so expensive??!?!?!??!

Because... ***drum rolls***

This is what happened when I drove out to buy the gift.
Big ouch. I know, this is like the 3rd accident within a short period of half a year. *stop nagging me already*
*clicks* 1st accident*
*clicks* 2nd accident*

What exactly happened???

1. I got too stressed out by exams, I decided to try something stress relieving so I crash the car at FULL FORCE towards the lamp post (sideways so I wont injure myself)

2. I showed a middle finger to some mad maniac driver who cut my line, and he being mad and maniac purposely CRASH the side of my car's bum bum leaving me devastated and mad and angry.

3. I got distracted on the road by this super CUTE JAY CHOU advertisement on the road side and while I was busy oogling at him I lost control of the car and it swerved to the left and crash a tree.

4. I purposely crash the car so that my dad will buy me a new one.

Okay okay enough hypothesis here, any guesses anyone?!?!?!?
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Well to be honest, as you all *those with logic brains at least* might have guessed I was just crapping on top.

The main reason was, I studied till very late the night before, and I had to get up really early to get the flowers *fresh and nicely packed* in the morning so that my mom wouldnt be back from my uncles place yet (she stayed over there that night).

Being all sleepy and blur, I was taking a cornering at One Utama's carpark. (there's this really narrow lane next to the wall) and I underestimated the width of my car, so the side ter-touch (more like crash) the wall. Then, I smartly reverse the car making it double crash.

=( there goes another one year of my allowance.