I’m a Tooth Fairy..

I have pixie wings with strings of high-tech pink diamond studded gadgets just to extract those tooth below little children's pillow.

1st of all, I will use the turbo pink leopard printed pumps, to transport me from one place to another. (wings are just for show, looks chio marh). Once I reach my destination, I will take out the super shiny hello kitty keychain full or mysterious gadgets, also known as the "key" to unlock the front door (windows are too high, what if I fall down?).

Then, I will use the ultimate pink sanitizer, to spray the entire hallway clean of dust mites, and dirty bacteria, and my path is cleared of enemies.

Lastly, my tooth-under-the-pillow extractor will come in handy, also known as my own "hands" to retrieve the crucial piece of white discard.

Damn lame. But a tooth fairy gotta do what a tooth fairy's gotta do.

Nuffy, tix tix please???