First time setting up Christmas tree

Hello people, I am finally back into the land where my room has more than one powerpoint plugs, where I get the luxury of HOT WATER in my showers, where I no longer need to sleep drowning in the smoke of burning mosquito coils, or walk around aimlessly in the hospital to avoid a certain RITA, or get pissed at some Indian Doctor trying to teach us types of jaundice when we're dealing with a pregnant lady.

I love you Darling Home Sweet Home.

And I miss my mommy. She's not home when I came back. Heck I walk into an EMPTY house with no human beings. Mommy's at Kampar with my grandmother, Daddy brought sister to do her prom hair.

And I did her make up. Giggle. This deserves another post. Blehk


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You are going to scream at me when I say this.
You know when people play I have never game, where you have to say something you've done before, in the form of "I have never (something you've done before)" and if someone else have NEVER done it, the fella got to drink one shot of liqour???

Well, previously, just before this, I have NEVER NEVER NEVER.......

My god I think a lot of your jaws are going to drop in a WHAT HOW COULD YOU, YOU'RE DEPRIVED!!!

Ihaveneversetupachristmastreebefore.

There you go. I said it.

Eh, hold that jaw from dropping, I now have laaaarrrrhhhh.. *grins*

I ventured into this big house, and spotted a really sad looking tree. My oh my, we can't let that happen can we, especially when christmas is round the corner. No no. Absolutely against the ten laws of christmas (have yet to decide the other 9)

Sad looking bare tree

So "Accio Ornaments!!" and these golden red balls come zooming in from all directions.

Jakun-ness never see ornaments before

Don't worry little Christmas tree. In no time you'll be a fine looking tree more beautiful than any other tree in the entire universe. Let me sayang you first.

Huggiess!!! *sayang the poor tree*

Time to order my elf to start work. *Accio elf!!* and in comes the elf.

Elf : Yes, mi lord? .... Rightou ... Work work!!

Not long later, little christmas tree transformed, as though touched by cinderella's fairy god mother, into a beautiful, enchanting TREE!!!!!

Now for the final touch

See little tree. I have made you beautiful!!! I am your secret fairy god-mother. Lalalala.