Jay Chou at One Utama

It was just like any normal Saturday morning. The normal housefly-buzzing sound can be heard escaping my dad’s mouth. It still amazes me at how persistent he can be at yelling “wake up”. He can go on yelling “wake up” non-stop for like half an hour as I roll about the bed yelling “COMING” and then going back to sleep.

But that’s not the main story. The whole reason I was forced to wake up at like 9am in the morning on a freaking SATURDAY was because my dad wanted to beat the crowd to Tesco.

And then at like 10am, we were at Tesco and my sister had to tell me then “Jay Chou’s at One Utama now!!”

I was like OH-MY-GOD-IWANNARUNTO1UTAMANOW!!

Never mind Jay Chou. Dad’s in a pissy mood I don’t even dare to ask.

So there goes my dreams and hopes and future. All shattered on the Tesco floor. Why don’t Jay go to Tesco instead? There’s like tons of food and fruits there for him.

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Later on, I need to follow dad to One Utama to collect my contact lenses (yes weekends are dedicated to family). And I found out Jay’s only coming at seven.

JAY IS COMING AT ONLY SEVEN. (laughs secretly at the retards that went there at 10am). Apparently its scheduled so like that and the morning event was a basketball event)

So at like 6.30pm I dragged myself and plonked right in front of the stage. Not moving. Front row for the kiamsiap supporters. Apparently if you buy some goodie bag u get to move like 1m to the front. One meter only. Nevermind I’ll be kiamsiap. Hehe

So under the rain and all (thank god I got no make up on) we waited. And waited. And waited. There were a few performances going on at the moment. Some kungfu wushu show, and Kenny Sia’s appearance. And of course. Some band singing to some songs made specially for the event sponsors. Sounds very lame lor actually. I heard stuff like Basketball in the lyrics and Funkies and UTH inside. Compose nicer one la next time!!

Jay only came at 8.15pm. I know super stars are always late. I used to wait for Gay-LeeHom for like an hour (with Sansan the crazy LeeHom fan).

BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH THE WAIT.

Where I was standing was really ideal. I was next to this barricade and so I could stand on it and be like 2 heads taller than all the Jay-Chou-very-short-girl-fans. I bet the person behind me must be cursing. I was taller than most girls there and still stand on barricade. I need my sky high heels next time. Piss the hell outta them. Hehe.

I stared at Jay Chou for like the next 30 mins while he was on stage. Stare and stare. Man. I can’t believe I am seeing him live (1^st time mind you after being a vivid fan for ages). I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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JAY CHOUUUUUUUPictures are stolen from Kenny Sia's blog. Because I was standing like here!! So pictures I took are like this! So I needa be a little thief for a while here (for you all readers sake marh)

While waiting, there were throwing tennis balls into the crowd. Whoever caught those tennis balls can take an exclusive picture with JAY CHOU!! OMG I was like so praying to get one of those.

The 1st ball came. Landed into the crowd somewhere near me to the left at the back. The ball bounced of several people's hands (including mine DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN) and went into the clenches of the very girl standing in front of me (DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN) Man.

So close. But I did not really tried to snatch the ball because my nails were freaking long and might end up ruining several short-girl's faces. (Should've just scratched their faces of lor hor?!?!). Me good citizen marh.

Tennis balls flying.

Cannot take exclusive picture. What to do??

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Photoshop lorr!!! Hehe. Me happy girly now!!