Haunted

It suddenly dawned upon me today that I am stepping into a working adults life pretty soon. Felt pretty emotional to me. Perhaps it was the sms Hotlink sent me to remind me to renew my blackberry BIS 3G plan that pointed out to me that I only have 3 weeks left in my comfortable home, or the gentle reminder by my BF to book my flight to Boston that made me realise I am moving to a whole new town, or the fact that my Seremban batch mates are getting inducted on Monday made me relate their situation in my shoes.

It is quite scary. Moving to a whole new place, no friends, no family, alone.

And I still haven't found myself a place to live, and don't have a clue of how to get myself a car with all the insurance and vehicle registration settled out.

Oh dear what am I going to do? How am I going to survive?

Thing you don't want to hear during Surgery

Came across this on jokediary.com

- Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.

- Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop.

- Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!

- Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?

- Hand me that…uh…that…uh…..thingie.

- Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

- Darn, there go the lights again…

- You know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of them.

- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

- Could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing my concentration off.

- What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change…!

- Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

- This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?

- Don’t worry; I think it’s sharp enough.

- What do you mean “You want a divorce”!

- She’s gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!